What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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