the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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