oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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