It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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