honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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