She went from zero to smokin in five shots
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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