I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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