No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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