she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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