Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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