WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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