either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You can't motorboat a personality
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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