girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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