Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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