Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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