just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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