New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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