summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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