Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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