so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There r osticjed everywhere
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
