She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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