redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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