Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
