Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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