She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
