Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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