she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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