i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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