New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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