I don't usually arrange sex via text message
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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