He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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