he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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