You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
