Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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