Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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