to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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