Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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