Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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