big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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