That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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