sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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