this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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