"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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