The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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