She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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