I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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