i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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