I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I believe in your delicious
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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