Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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