Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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