White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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