Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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