Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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