She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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